{"id":7052,"date":"2016-11-07T20:11:48","date_gmt":"2016-11-07T20:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/?p=7052"},"modified":"2016-11-07T20:11:48","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T20:11:48","slug":"gaspias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/jereims\/gaspias\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaspias"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"contentpaneopen\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"contentheading\" width=\"100%\"><\/td>\n<td class=\"buttonheading\" align=\"right\" width=\"100%\"><a title=\"PDF\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tjerkstra.com\/images\/M_images\/pdf_button.png\" alt=\"PDF\" name=\"image\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"buttonheading\" align=\"right\" width=\"100%\"><a title=\"Print\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tjerkstra.com\/images\/M_images\/printButton.png\" alt=\"Print\" name=\"image\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"buttonheading\" align=\"right\" width=\"100%\"><a title=\"E-mail\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tjerkstra.com\/images\/M_images\/emailButton.png\" alt=\"E-mail\" name=\"image\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"contentpaneopen\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" valign=\"top\"><em>van Micha Lobi*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tjerkstra.com\/images\/stories\/deiboek6\/tn_scan341.jpg\" alt=\"Image\" width=\"450\" height=\"309\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"6\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8217;t Was in Den Haag een gekkenboel,<br \/>\nwant op het plein werd feest gevierd<br \/>\nter ere van het noordergas,<br \/>\ndat Nederland met vuurgloed siert<br \/>\nen met een grijns de gaspias<br \/>\nmet open smoel.<\/p>\n<p>De boel werd in het noorden gek<br \/>\ndoor &#8217;t schokken van de lege grond,<br \/>\nverlaten door het stromend gas;<br \/>\nvooraf ging &#8217;t blaffen van een hond,<br \/>\nniks loos, vond eerst de gaspias,<br \/>\nsluit snel zijn bek!<\/p>\n<p>Uit noord werd toen het feest gesmoord,<br \/>\nhoewel de smoel ging smachtend door,<br \/>\nop gloeiend vuur en geld gesteld;<br \/>\nde Haagse dwerg, doof door &#8217;t geboor,<br \/>\nvloog gaswaarts met wat noordergeld,<br \/>\ndus ging het voort.<\/p>\n<p><em>* Schilderij &#8216;Housewarming party&#8217;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>van Micha Lobi* &#8217;t Was in Den Haag een gekkenboel, want op het plein werd feest gevierd ter ere van het noordergas, dat Nederland met vuurgloed siert en met een grijns de gaspias met open smoel. De boel werd in het noorden gek door &#8217;t schokken van de lege grond, verlaten door het stromend gas; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jereims"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7053,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7052\/revisions\/7053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}