{"id":18361,"date":"2021-11-28T16:31:24","date_gmt":"2021-11-28T16:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/?p=18361"},"modified":"2021-11-28T16:31:24","modified_gmt":"2021-11-28T16:31:24","slug":"alka-seltzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/skiednisbylden\/alka-seltzer\/","title":{"rendered":"Alka Seltzer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer-600x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer-590x331.jpg 590w, https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer-102x57.jpg 102w, https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Alka-Seltzer.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>fan \u00fbnbekend*<br><\/em><br>As in hammer slacht it yn de kop<br>nei tolve gl\u00eazen skomjend bier<br>en nei in nacht yn koma&#8230;<br>skerpe spikers \u00fbnder \u2019t hier.<br><br>Wat ferslacht de kater yn de kop?<br>Gjin tange kriich h\u00e2ldf\u00east<br>op spikers s\u00fbnder kop, dat<br>s\u00fbpers holden oeren l\u00east.<br><br>Yn it l\u00e2n fan dream en djippe winsk<br>waard nei in middel socht<br>dat br\u00fbsde yn de mage,<br>spikers boppe wetter brocht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alka Seltzer br\u00fbsde troch de lea,<br>kniep spikers \u00fat \u2019e kop<br>en liet de dei wer komme<br>nei de nacht&#8230; it bier wie op.<br><br><em>* Yllustraasje \u2018Alka Seltzer\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fan \u00fbnbekend*As in hammer slacht it yn de kopnei tolve gl\u00eazen skomjend bieren nei in nacht yn koma&#8230;skerpe spikers \u00fbnder \u2019t hier. Wat ferslacht de kater yn de kop?Gjin tange kriich h\u00e2ldf\u00eastop spikers s\u00fbnder kop, dats\u00fbpers holden oeren l\u00east. Yn it l\u00e2n fan dream en djippe winskwaard nei in middel sochtdat br\u00fbsde yn de mage,spikers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-skiednisbylden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18361"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18364,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18361\/revisions\/18364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tjerkstra.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}